Works with 360 Controller too!  Play on your TV in 60fps.  Or don't.  But the Windows versions play much better than the in-browser.

Separate executables for windowed and full screen because I'm too busy to add in-game functionality.

For some reason people can't figure out that the HOPE bar is the HEALTH bar.  It is.  Trust me.

Brian would like everybody to know that Corinne is not responsible for any of the horrifying graphics in this game.  He did them all himself.  Also,  I'm not sure why the fireballs have blue tails in the HTML5 version but not in the Windows versions.

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